How many "health and beauty aide" products do you use? I am easy. A single bar of soap is in my shower. The few other bottles of lotion, mouthwash, etc. are neatly hidden below the sink or in the "medicine" cabinet above the sink in the bathroom.
Who needs to be assaulted by a graveyard of nearly empty bottles collecting dust the minute they walk into the bathroom or wake up and sit up in bed to look at the pile of crap on the dresser top, a seen below? Gross. Clean your fucking house and put some damn art up above the dresser.
First we have this dude with crap all over the place, including too many beauty products on the dresser. Somewhere in there are the essentials like a jewelry box, tissues, dildo, and remote control. Start digging for 'em. Is that a maple syrup bottle next to the gallon of water?
American Eagle may be packing trade, but the overflow of dirty old bottles of shit turns me off and makes my American Eagle take a nose dive. Get organized, horder.
Army man is hot, but the whole place is a mess. I bet he lost his belt somewhere in that hole. The jewels of the crown are in the right-hand corner: He could not fit another near-empty bottle of nasty Latrine mouth was up there.
This beauty queen is not giving me sex appeal in the drugstore's makeup aisle. Go the "Family Planning" section and stand in front of the condoms, and not the female condoms.
The eyebrow waxer has his twenty (really) products in check on the shelves. He is clearly high-
maintenance, and is too self-involved to have realized he could have butched up this photo slightly by taking the photo from the other side, thereby cropping out the fade creams.
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