Ancient

I was poking around and had to snatch this photo off a site! It was begging for an exposé.

I am not blind, and that is why I could view this photo. Stevie Wonder could see that there is something wrong. In this guy's photo we can see both he and a distinct pair of buildings that existed between 1971 and 2001. Before 2001, maybe he could have used this photo from 1987 and said it was from 1997; that is not the case in 2007 and beyond. Most people in the world, especially in New York City, are very much aware that the World Trade Center's Twin Towers collapsed rather dramatically and sinisterly over eight years ago.

Today's tip for all online cruisers who post VERY old photos is to not get caught by using said obviously VERY old photos that blatantly insult the viewers when your profile states that you require "recent photos" from respondents. This is almost as bad as posting only black and white photos of yourself because the only time you looked as young  as you did in your photos was before color photography was invented.

His tank top could be an authentic 1980s BVD polyester, or it could be a contemporary replica. Should I contact him to radioactive date his ancient outfit?